this is a scary technological advance. facebook is said to be developing an app that will track their users via the gps in their smart phones. the app would always be running in the background to allow your facebook friends to know exactly where you are at all times because that's been the problem with facebook. no one's been able to let us know where they are or what they're doing. let me save everyone some time. all facebook users are either eating limes somewhere on running a triathlon. the new app is exciting because with this feature, you figure out where your friends are, which is great for meeting up and will never, ever -- definitely never be used for stalking people. just to recap, a major corporation will soon know everything we like and dislike, what we look like, everyone we know, and exactly where we are at all times. i can't see how this could possibly go wrong. [ laughter ] i give it about -- i give it a year before they're just injecting facebook into our necks. iranian president mahmochmoud ahmadinejad was